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« on: January 16, 2009, 11:34:59 PM »

A father was given a task by his wife to teach his intact son how to piss properly because she was getting tired of wiping his piss off the toilet and floor.  When the opportunity came he confronted his son about the proper way to pee.  He said son, "are you aware that there is a proper way to pee without spraying everything"?  The son did not know and asked how.  It's a simple 7 step process and the father continued to personally show his son so he pulled out his cock and proceeded to give him a hands on.

he said,

One.....lift the seat
Two....get your stuff out
Three..pull the foreskin back
four.....aim and pee
five......pull the foreskin forward
six.......flush
seven..put your stuff away

Now whenever they pass by the closed door you can hear him call out the steps every time he pees and doesn't make a mess any more.

One proud day they hear him shouting out,...

Three, five, three, five, three, five!
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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2009, 12:20:02 AM »

Funny  biglaugh
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2009, 08:23:48 PM »

 biglaugh What a nice jojke story. I will translate it in French and send it to my friends ! lol
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 07:52:52 PM »

How do you circumcise a whale?
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Send in 4 skin divers! Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2009, 01:09:27 PM »

Packer Baby...

 
  A Green Bay Packers Fan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a
call on his cell phone.
  He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks
for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has produced a typical
Green Bay baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
  Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but
the Packer Fan just shrugs,

  "That's about average back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a
typical Green Bay baby boy."

  Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations
of "WOW!"

  Two weeks later, he returns to the bar.
  The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Green Bay
baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
  Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.

  So how much does he weigh now?"
  The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

  The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious.
  "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

  The Green Bay father takes a slow swig from his Leinenkugel' s beer,
  wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and
proudly says...

  "Had him circumcised"
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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2009, 03:20:56 PM »

IRS Audit

The IRS sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue.
The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and
says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
"Yes," answered the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up. When we
have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and
then, they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question
actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd try another
question, in his obnoxious way...
"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the
crumbs from the matzo?
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up the crumbs,
we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then,
they send a box of matzo balls."
"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from
the circumcisions?"
"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them
to the IRS.
"To the Internal Revenue Service ?" questioned the auditor in disbelief.
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "directly to the IRS ...And about once a
year, they send us a little prick like you."
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« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2009, 10:21:15 AM »

Another forerskin joke regarding religious leaders:

The priest of a Catholic church, the minister of a Baptist church and the rabbi of the Orthodox synagogue all purchased new autos at the same time.  Being an ecumenical bunch, they agreed that their autos should receive  an initial blessing ceremony of some sort.
So:
The Catholic priest sprinkled his car with holy water;
The Baptist minister drove his car into a swimming pool long enough to get it wet;
The Jewish rabbi  cut six inches off of his car's tailpipe.

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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2009, 01:40:47 AM »

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.  She went back to find out what was going on.  He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.  The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.  He was told to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.  He did and returned to his class.  Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.  She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.  'I thought I told you to call your mum!' she said.  'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out until lunchtime, she'd come and pick me up from school.
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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2009, 01:58:26 AM »

Two five year old boys are standing at the potty to pee.

When one says, " Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"

" I've been circumcised." Says the second boy.

" What does that mean?"

"It means they cut the skin off the end."

" How old were you when it was cut off?"

" My mom said that I was two days old."

" Did it hurt?"

" You bet it hurt, I couldn't walk for a year!"
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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2009, 01:59:14 AM »

Why are Jewish men circumcised?

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Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20 percent off!
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« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2009, 05:08:31 PM »

Went car shopping for the first time.  The saleswoman tried to sell me a vehicle that had a "RECIRC" feature button in it.  I told her why would I want a car with a RECIRC feature button in it if I wasn't CIRC'D to begin with!

DON'T YOU HAVE TO GET CIRC'D BEFORE YOU CAN GET A RECIRC?
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« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2009, 11:17:23 PM »

A father was given a task by his wife to teach his intact son how to piss properly because she was getting tired of wiping his piss off the toilet and floor.  When the opportunity came he confronted his son about the proper way to pee.  He said son, "are you aware that there is a proper way to pee without spraying everything"?  The son did not know and asked how.  It's a simple 7 step process and the father continued to personally show his son so he pulled out his cock and proceeded to give him a hands on.

he said,

One.....lift the seat
Two....get your stuff out
Three..pull the foreskin back
four.....aim and pee
five......pull the foreskin forward
six.......flush
seven..put your stuff away

Now whenever they pass by the closed door you can hear him call out the steps every time he pees and doesn't make a mess any more.

One proud day they hear him shouting out,...

Three, five, three, five, three, five!

I heard this joke 40 years ago as a senior in high school. Except that "foreskin" was shortened to skin.
The fellow who told it had a French mother like me, and he may have been uncut as well. I never knew because we never had PE together.
I did not let on to him that I was uncut. Too damn risky in those days of total circ hegemony.
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« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2010, 05:08:35 PM »

A Texas cowboy is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks
for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a
typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new
baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the cowboy just shrugs, "That's about
average down home, folks...like I said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy".

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"
were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the
father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't
you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We
were gonna call you; so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, and
concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was
born." The cowboy takes a slow swig from his long-neck beer, wipes his lips
on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly
says,..............

"Had him circumcised".
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« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2010, 05:09:05 PM »

Italy was upset when the statue of David was returned after a long tour in the US.  They found that David was returned 100 pounds heavier and circumcised.
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« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2010, 04:56:09 PM »

A man asks a rabbi "how much do you charge for circumcisions"? He replies, "I don't charge, I just get the tips"!
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